What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:05

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do Indian guys like African girls?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?